Dick In A Box Dick Clark Justin Timberlake Skit Snl Lyrics was Officially sung by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg and this song was released in December 16, 2006.
Dick In A Box Dick Clark Justin Timberlake Skit Snl Lyrics
[Intro]
Hey, girl
I've got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down, and listen
[Verse 1]
Girl, you know we've been together, such a long, long time (Such a long
time)
And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line
Well, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What's on my
mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside - it's my d^^k in a box (It's in a box)
[Pre-Chorus]
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl, you gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
(Somethin' special girl)
[Chorus]
It's my d^^k in a box! My d^^k in a box, babe
It's my d^^k in a box! Ooh, my d^^k in a box, girl
See, I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (Yeah)
And I got just the one
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
[Verse 2]
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do, just follow these steps
One - cut a hole in a box
Two - put your junk in that box
Three - make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
[Chorus]
It's my d^^k in a box! My d^^k in a box, babe
It's my d^^k in a box! Ooh, my d^^k in a box, girl
[Outro]
Christmas; d^^k in a box
Hanukkah; d^^k in a box
Kwanzaa; a d^^k in a box
Every single holiday; a d^^k in a box
Over at your parent's house; a d^^k in a box
Midday at the grocery store; a d^^k in a box
Backstage at the CMA's; a d^^k in a box
Yeah, well, well, well, well, well, well, well
My d^^k in a box, my d^^k in a box, my d^^k in a box!
Writer(s): Asa Taccone, Katreese Barnes, Justin Timberlake, Akiva Schaffer, Jorma Taccone & Andy Samberg.